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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:39

Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No way
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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